ThirstMetrics

Software for the Food & Beverage Industry

Running a multi-unit chain with no idea how much mispriced, out-of-date menus are costing you?

We have a solution for that.

Every menu error found, fixed, and locked — no daily babysitting.

No lock-in, no contract trapsYour data stays yoursBuilt by a 25-year beverage veteran

The Product Suite

One mission: give food & beverage professionals the data and workflows they actually need.

Whiskey River

Texas market intelligence + CRM

Turns public TABC data into actionable prospect lists with DBA resolution, segment tags, and ownership-group mapping. Built-in CRM with beverage menu scanning so you can track the accounts that matter.

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MenuCanon

Menu accuracy for multi-unit operators

Every version of your menu — POS, print, web, third-party — audited against one canonical source. We show you exactly how broken your menus are, fix every error, and lock them down so they never drift again.

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Pour Sheet

Tech sheets into print-ready sales tools

Turn a producer tech sheet into three print-ready PDFs — a sell sheet, a shelf talker, and a staff tasting card — written in trade voice, in minutes instead of an afternoon.

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Depletion Desk

Consolidated depletion reporting for supplier brands

Every distributor's sales report — any format, no new work on their end — consolidated into one clean depletion picture, with billbacks and chargebacks tracked on a single ledger.

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Rowdy EDI

Managed EDI for beverage & CPG suppliers

Concierge EDI compliance for small suppliers: we handle the mapping, testing, and day-to-day document flow with your retail and distributor trading partners — no EDI department required.

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Deduction Clerk

Distributor deduction recovery for CPG brands

Parse UNFI and KeHE remittances, flag disputable deductions before the deadline clock runs out, and generate ready-to-file dispute packets — built for growing CPG brands.

Capspan

The modules NetSuite left out

Five plug-in modules that close NetSuite's gaps for mid-size operators — CFO dashboards, AP automation, bank reconciliation, FP&A, and sales commissions — priced for teams, not enterprises.

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ThirstAcademy

Training for beverage professionals

Structured online courses for distributor reps, on-premise staff, and industry newcomers — a real-world curriculum built from decades in the trade, not textbook theory.

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ThirstOps

ERP + CRM + warehouse management for distributors

The all-in-one platform for beverage distributors: supplier pipeline, field CRM, lead finder, route management, email campaigns, and compliance — with QuickBooks, Odoo, and ERPNext integration.

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Streetwise

Location-pinned photographic intelligence

Field reps record market visits directly on Google Maps, creating a street-level visual record of every account. Works offline, runs in any browser, and adapts to any industry that needs boots-on-the-ground data.

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ThirstMail

Email built for beverage operations

Campaigns, replies, and account history in one beverage-native inbox — wired into the rest of the ThirstMetrics suite so your sends and your CRM never drift apart.

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Spotlight

Multi-outlet resort inventory management

Depletion data designed for distributors and suppliers working with multi-outlet properties. Track inventory across bars, restaurants, and banquet operations under one roof.

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Cadenza

Beverage menu printing & management

Ordering, cost margins, and guest-facing page design in a single workflow. Update a menu, push to print, and keep your numbers accurate — no spreadsheet gymnastics required.

Why ThirstMetrics

We build software the way we wish someone had built it for us — lean, honest, and useful on day one.

25+ Years in the Industry

ThirstMetrics is built by someone who has carried a bag, managed accounts, and sat through the same meetings you sit through. Every feature solves a problem that actually exists.

Built by a Practitioner, Not a Committee

No advisory boards, no focus groups — just 25 years of watching what works on the street and turning it into software that saves time.

Real-World Problems, Not Theoretical Ones

We don't build features because they look good in a pitch deck. If it's here, it's because someone needed it on a Monday morning with a 40-stop route ahead of them.

Flexible & Platform-Agnostic

Browser-based tools that work on any device, online or off. No app-store gatekeepers, no forced hardware upgrades — just open a tab and go.

What's Next

We ship steadily. Here's what's on the horizon.

  • ThirstOps public launch — already running a working Las Vegas distributorship end to end.
  • Spotlight beta with select multi-outlet resort partners.
  • ThirstMail early access — beverage-native email for sales teams.
  • Streetwise and Cadenza development underway — early access later this year.

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Questions? Let's talk.

Whether you're interested in Whiskey River, Streetwise, Spotlight, Cadenza, or a custom project — we'd love to hear from you.